Friday, February 29, 2008

Welcome to My World

Seems like you humans have stressful lives and all kinds of mood swings. I don't. So I thought in honor of leap day it might be fun for you to take a minute and leap into my brain. This way you can see what it is like in my world - the world of an exuberant, high-energy, happy-all-the-time, adorable, 8-month old whippet pup.

Are you ready??? Strap yourself in!


Stretchhhhhhh, ahh OK what to do this very minute? wait, need to stretch again, first the front legs, then the back, OK that felt good, where is Pixie? oh there she is right next to me, let me see if she is awake too, nope she is sleeping, should I wake her up? yes, no, yes, no, yes, of course I will wake her up, I must bite her nose while making a yowling noise, OK, Pixie is awake now, Pixie do you want to play? Ouch, she snapped at me, guess that was a no, must move on to next activity, lets see, let me run as fast as possible into the bedroom and jump on the bed, yikes I slid across the blankets, I think there is something under this blanket, I must dig dig dig until I uncover it, oh well blanket on floor now but nothing was underneath, let me dig dig dig under this sheet, nothing there either, quick I must run as fast as I can into the living room, jump on the couch, jump off the couch, jump on the chair, stand up on chair, dig dig dig at back of chair, jump off chair, weeeeee, I am having fun, running running, wait stop I see blue squeaky ball, must squeak ball, squeak squeak, squeak, drop ball, run to front door, run back to bedroom, stop to get drink of water, lap lap lap lap splash splash, thirst quenched, run to cave bed, leap off cave bed, there is rope toy, flip upside down while chewing on rope toy, uh oh here comes Pixie to see what I am doing, quick drop rope toy and run away, oh wait, Pixie didn't care about rope toy she was just switching beds, cool, go back and get rope toy, bring rope toy into crate, chew chew chew chew, see plastic bottle across room, must have bottle now, spring out of crate, run run run, grab water bottle, bring bottle to couch, chew chew chew, bottle flies off couch, I fly off couch in hot pursuit, water bottle you will not get away from me, ahh, gotcha, kill water bottle, what's next? nap time? nope I see squeaky pink pig, must have pig, get pig, shake pig vigorously while running through apartment, pass water dish, hmm, yup I am thirsty, drop pig, lap lap lap lap splash splash, now what was I doing? oh right I was running, OK, continue running making sure to avoid Pixie, see bone, grab bone, lay down and chew on bone, chew chew chew chew, suddenly I am very sleepy, must sleep now, go to snuggle ball bed, dig dig dig dig to make bed perfect, dig dig dig and then plop down for a nap, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

1 comment:

Sonnet said...

Bug, who's your dealer man? I could whatever it is you're on.