So the first thing we had to do was perfect our "feed me" dance. Pixie is a pro at this so she taught me the steps. I am going to write them out for you here so you all can learn it cause it may come in handy for you.
- make sure your ears are standing straight up
- stare intensely at your person
- do a playbow
- remain in playbow stance and hop backwards a few times
- stand up and bang your butt into the nearest piece of furniture at least 3 times, if there is no furniture around, you can also bang your butt into your person's legs
- while banging your butt begin to make a low whining noise
- stand straight up and do the whole body shake
- REPEAT and make sure the whining gets louder with each round of the dance
Soon we should be eating dinner right after we eat breakfast. Then the plan is to start up the breakfast version of the dance an hour earlier and then we should be eating breakfast right after we eat dinner. I mean how cool will this be eventually we will spend all day eating breakfast and then dinner and then breakfast and then dinner and our person will never be the wiser.
Wish us luck - I will let you know how it goes.
Yours in struggle,