Apparently, my Mom is having some kind of fight with something called cholesterol and cholesterol is currently winning. If I knew what cholesterol was or where to find it, I would kick its ass on behalf of my Mom. Anyway, since this cholesterol battle started, my Mom has stopped eating bacon. Which means that Pixie and I have also stopped eating bacon. Which really sucks. Did I mention that I want to kick the crap out of cholesterol? Does anyone know where I can find it? Cause I think Pixie also wants to open up a can of whoop-ass on this stupid cholesterol.
Instead of eating bacon, Pixie and I have been forced to beg for celery.