So get this

My Mom just spent a few days in New York and all she got for me and Pix was this stupid photo of a pigeon. Umm - yo Mom - we can't eat a photo, so next time if you want to get us something from NY just grab the pigeon and stick it in your purse. Pixie says she will kill it for you no problem and she swears she won't make a mess cause she will just eat the whole thing. Oh wait, that means no pigeon for me. I will have to rethink that part of the plan.