The ring zinger

I know i have said it before but seriously this is the best toy ever.

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Action Photo Tuesday 4

Relaxation is one of my specialties

I am pretty good at going fast but I am also real good at moving real slow. I am an expert at getting my relax going.

The surrogate bunny

We didn't catch any bunnies last night and anyway, I never catch them - Pixie does. But today Mom made me a surrogate bunny so I could practice my skillz. Come on Mom throw me that bunny.

This bunny is plump and juicy.

Come on bunny lets go somewhere more private. This is what Pixie does so I will do it too.

Next step -- sink your teeth into the bunny.


Then comes that moment when you and the bunny become one. The bunny gets into your head and you get into its head.

It only lasts a moment and then you must give a good shake so that the bunny dies quickly. This is not about bunny torture.

And there you have it. A well-shaken, less plump, dead bunny - ready for eating.

Nighttime is the right time...

For hunting bunnies. We are about to go into the yard -- watch out bunnies.

We are using our glowing eyes to spot the bunnies

We knows the bunnies were here cause they left some bunny poop.

Look at Pixie, she is the extreme glowing eyed bunny killing monster. Be vewy vewy scared bunnies - be vewy scared.

Raw bones are good

Despite what the FDA or anyone else says - we think raw bones are good to eat.

And we also think the best way to eat them is in the yard with our butts in the air.

According to Pixie, the only bad thing about these bones is that she didn't get to kill the cow herself. I told her I don't think any cows could get under the fence like those stupid bunnies.

Thursday Top 5 - Current Nicknames

First mine:

1. Bugmuggler
2. Little Schmoo
3. Muggle
4. Chunchee (don't ask, I have no idea why)
5. Nutball (this one just won't go away)

And now Pixie's:

1. PixieBeans
2. Pixaroni
3. Big Schmoo
4. Pixamixie
5. Pixels

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Going back to cave bed Tuesday

This photo is just too cute.

Pixie hosts a gastronomical tour of the yard

Hello - my name is Pixie and today Bug is graciously allowing me to use her blog to take you on a gastronomical tour of our yard. Apparently it is very popular for humans to take photos of the food they eat and then blog about it. So Bug and I decided to give it a shot. We got the human to take the photos and then I told Bug that since I am the real chowhound around here, that I would take care of the post.

First stop - behind the crazy tree. This is where Bug and I dig for grubs. There are excellent grubs back here. Great source of protein.

Here we are in the center of the yard. This is the best location for finding rabbit crap or rabbit caviar as some call it.

I found some today and here I am eating it -- YUMMM

This is the side of the yard and is a good place to find tasty grass to graze on. You can often find fresh young shoots - these are magically delicious.

Don't be fooled by the beauty-ous-ness of these flowers. They are not good to eat. I keep trying but have to spit them out every time.

This is the back corner of the yard behind the shed and this is where we catch mice. Not really enough for a meal but they make a nice snack.

This right here is the apple tree and we have heard that it bloomed this year and we cannot wait to eat some apples. Bug knows how to pick them off the tree but I might just wait until they fall off and get kind of rotten. I like them that way.

This is Bug showing you the spot where last year we caught a rabbit. WE really are hoping to get another few of those this year.


In this photo Bug is showing you the neighbor's bamboo. It is a very invasive and fast growing plant. Sometimes it tries to grow in our yard and we dig it up and eat it.


And no gastronomical tour of the yard would be complete if I left out the deck. This is where we go to eat all the bird seed that the messy birds drop out of the feeder. This is also the place where I eat the actual birds too.

Maybe one day you can come visit us in our yard and enjoy some grass, rabbit crap, grubs, and even a bunny if you are lucky.

Grandparents visit

Pixie and my grandparents are here visiting for the weekend. But we are not allowed to call them Grandma and Grandpa. That I guess is reserved for human grandchildren (of which they have none but that is another story for someone else's blog). I suppose it doesn't really matter cause, umm, well, we don't speak English, hahahaha and nobody in this house seems to speak canine. So really they have no idea what we are calling them. Maybe if they did they wouldn't like it but that is not the point of this post.

Anyways, they give us a ton of treats, spoil us, let us do whatever we want, don't discipline us, love us to bits, feed us from the table, and then they leave and go back to their house. When they are around we get to eat stuff we have never had before like spaghetti and ice cream. Sometimes we are allowed to jump in the bed with them too. So in reality they pretty much fit the exact definition of grandparents (you know, they are the parents of our Mom and we do get to call her Mom but she doesn't EVER call us her furchildren or furbabies - and I guess that is also a subject for another post as well - maybe Mom is writing about that in her dissertayshun).

Pixie says it is all "semanticks" or something like that. I wonder if we have these semanticks in our back yard? I sure hope not, cause ticks stink and I don't want to get bitten by any crazy semantick or any other kind for that matter.

Pixie is real smart when it comes to this non-grandparent stuff. Especially on how to get the non-grandparents to give us extra treats. Not only has she trained them to give us treats when WE come in from outside but they also give us treats anytime THEY come in from outside. Which really adds up to a whole lot of treats.

Hooray for non-grandparents or whatever you want to call them. We really, really, really love ours.

Bathtime?

So I was minding my own business last night and happened to stroll by the bathroom and...

Oh no, what is this? Mom is filling up the bathtub.

Do you think it is because I did this out in the yard? I mean Pixie did it too.

I don't want to take a bath. I like my stinky neck. That is how I want it. (stamps paws in protest)

I am getting the hell out of here before I am forced into the tub and have to smell like some freaking show poodle.


Well, it looks like Pixie and I dodged a bullet. Turns out bathtime wasn't for us after all. We can live stinky for another day.

Happy Belated Birthday to My Awesome Mom

yesterday was my Mom's 7th birthday. i sure hope she got real spoiled and got to eat lots of treats. isn't she beautiful?!!

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Action Photo Tuesday 3

Suicidal Stupid Bunnies

Saw a real live bunny this morning but that darn thing was outside of the fence. Must have been one of those semi-smart bunnies. Pixie wants to know where all the suicidal, stupid bunnies are. The ones that were here last year. I told her that she killed them. She just sighed and went to eat dandelions.

We can only hope that those suicidal stupid bunnies had a chance to mate before Pixie removed them from the forest. Hopefully soon a whole new crop of suicidal stupid bunnies will begin making their way under the fence.

Keep your paws crossed for us. We want to kill some bunnies.

Thursday Top 5 - Reasons I don't feel like blogging today

1. I can't be inside the cave bed and typing on the computer at the same time
2. I think I may have run out of things to say
3. Well actually no, but maybe I have too many things to say so I can't decide
4. Pixie says blogging is for sissies
5. Sometimes I think nobody reads my blog anyway, so why bother

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Action Photo Tuesday 2

Here I am running down in JAX.

(photo by John Leicht)

Hooray for Jax

We are headed back down to the track in Jax to catch some easter bunnies. Catch ya on the flipside.